To: All management level priests from the American sects of The Cult Which Has Never Died Inc. ™
From: The High priest of Cthulhu, who speaks on behalf of the Mad Arab" Abdul Alhazred.
Date: On the first equinox after the “right alignment of the Stars.”
Subject: Audit of Madness Preparations.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
The Time has arrived for the Audit of Madness. We will have the first pre-audit planning meeting on Monday the 16th at the meeting hall located under the 3rd ritual orgy grounds in Louisiana (just outside of New Orleans.)
This memorandum is to remind all attendees of the topics we will cover during the meeting & which Documents, Notes, Rites & Ritual sacrifices you need to have prepared prior to attending.
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